WHITE PEOPLE STOLE MY CAR
Lately I’ve been having fun typing things into Google’s little search box at the top right of my browser and seeing what comes up as suggestions. Today I was reading about the Pine Ridge Lakota Sioux Reservation on Wikipedia and there was a mention of Caucasian people, who have a wikipedia entry too. This however lead me to see what google had to say about white people so I tried my friend the search box. Hilariously the first result was ‘white people stole my car’. What? Needless to say I clicked through. Turns out that a while back if you typed ‘white people stole my car’ into Google, the helpful googleoids would ask “did you mean black people stole my car?” Screenshot below. I can’t vouch for the veracity of the screenshot but I did find it very funny.
December 28th, 2009. american, everything, funny, ouchmybrain, race, secret knowledge, un-realness | 26 comments »
December 29th, 2009 at 1:52 am
Google is a disgusting, ugly place. We seem to forget that sometimes.
Google Image search Michelle Obama and look at the first/most popular image.
Anyway, I have been using Bing vs. Google for my internet search needs – http://www.bing-vs-google.com/
compare the Michelle Obama images from Bing and Google – http://www.bing-vs-google.com/?q=michelle+obama
February 15th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
This is fake, the person wrote black people stole my car making a spelling error, so that google asks “do you mean black people stole my car” and then changed black to white so that he tries to fool people into thinking google is racist.
June 28th, 2010 at 1:36 am
FUCK YALL HATERS BLK PPL RULE
September 9th, 2010 at 1:34 pm
well Nicki Minah.. that doesn’t say much for black people. Can’t we be a little more professional?
October 27th, 2010 at 4:46 am
everyone relax its was im sure a joke to some its insensitive to others like me its hysterical. why cause i know alot of black people and none of them would steal my car so to me its just a joke nothing more. people have the right to do just as much as you have the right to not like it. i am not a racist but i love racist jokes i dont know why to me there funny.
December 11th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
i think its hella funny, shit and true.. lmao sad to say its about a ratio not racist… and im black; but im sure the RATIO OF BLACK TO WHITE… its just the black people get caught=)
December 31st, 2010 at 7:10 am
haahahahahahhahaha….. dat ws funny eventho its racist
December 31st, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Fuck all y’all!
January 2nd, 2011 at 10:12 am
wheres all the smoke at??!!
January 17th, 2011 at 1:38 pm
hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
so true
January 23rd, 2011 at 9:48 pm
haha
thats soooooo funny lmfao
February 6th, 2011 at 7:47 pm
i wrote down that gay people stole mi car but it wrote did ya mean ur mom stole ur car i waz all like wtf but she really did its like some certain pshycic or somethin
March 6th, 2011 at 11:30 am
well i dont find it funny im black n the ratio line queensheba used is BS i know for a fact that over 95% of blacks dont steal including me so im offended that any black person would agree with this. its a stupid stereotype that ignorant people would listen to or entertain and seeing this shows me how simple minded and ignorant people still are today
March 13th, 2011 at 3:45 pm
daja your an idiot. it’s not about what percentage of black people steal cars, but the ratio of black people vs other races who steal cars. and in that case, google is surprisingly intuitive.
and you go calling others simple minded. If you want to battle racism do it in an intelligent way, right now your only substantiating a stereotype.
March 30th, 2011 at 5:52 pm
All y’all shut the fuck up blacks rullllllllllllllle bitchhhhhhhhes
April 23rd, 2011 at 5:37 pm
haha to funny to all niggas
April 26th, 2011 at 1:47 am
Lighten up its a joke get over it. I’m black n I found it hysterical not BC I agree but BC it was funny. We all know racism still exists its how u chose 2 deal wit it n personally I’d rather laugh than cry or get mad
May 19th, 2011 at 7:34 pm
Funny as hell. Bing sucks. So does Obama.
May 21st, 2011 at 10:28 am
Huh, now it says “Ignant ‘ass niggaz stoe my car”.
May 29th, 2011 at 7:20 pm
man black ppl think its ok 2 make funwhite of ppl but god forbid we say anything…for instance we can make a movie called ”white ppl cant jump” but if u made a movie called”black guy cant swim” its racist?? wtf america
November 16th, 2011 at 11:39 pm
I dont find this at all funny and if it was an african american who made this joke u should be ashame of urself to even make a joke like tht towards ur own race, GROW UP SERIOUSLY and i am african american and its not cool, its bad enough tht our race get shitted on by other but now we cracking jokes like this one about our very own race, really though? Thts how u feel, u might well help tht whites hang us and sit and the dinner table with them, u are such a disgrace
November 16th, 2011 at 11:41 pm
Smh at this joke dont find it funny at all, GROW UP!!! And if this was black person who made this joke how i feel u might as well become friends with the whites and help them hang blacks and burn them and afterwards go and sit and hv dinner with them dumbass
November 23rd, 2011 at 6:42 am
Lol. this is a good joke, am black and this is jus a sweet joke..lol….creative…there is completly noting racist with this joke….some o these tings are just mind over matter
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:58 am
5 bucks says the guy above me (23) is white
December 23rd, 2011 at 9:47 pm
NEWSFLASH! IM WHITE! AND HAVE NEVER HUNG A BLACK PERSON! NOR DO I FELL BLACK PEOPLE SHOULD BE TREATED DIFFERENTLY! So for you “african americans” who are all pissed off about this joke saying if it was a black person who made this joke then they might as well “sit down and have dinner with me and help me hang them” YOU ARE FUCKING IGNORANT! Pretty sure thats being racist. So whats the lesser of the two evils here?? Get the fuck over it. Im pretty sure Im not about to jump on a band waggon to start hanging black people just because I laughtd at this joke. Im tired of black people thinking I fucking owe them something cuz Im white. “Oh black man stole my car so Im gunna say black people steal cars” “Oh white people hung this other black guy who Ive never met so white people are racist”…..are you fucking kidding me???? My black brother who I love to death would laugh his ass off at this joke. Get the fuck over yourselves.
January 26th, 2012 at 11:19 pm
Awesome, This is so Hilarious